My son Xander is an early riser. He usually wakes up at around 4:30 - 5am. Some mornings when my husband Troy is feeling particularly kind to me, he goes into Xanders room and plays with him while I have a little sleep in.

One morning Troy was very tired so he put Xander on the floor to play and Troy laid on the single bed we have in the same room. He must have drifted off to sleep because he woke up to Xander standing beside the bed, covered in poo! He had knocked over the nappy bin, pulled out a dirty nappy and decided to paint the room with it! It was all over his hands, in his mouth, hair, clothes, toys, carpet....everywhere! The good part about this story is that this all happened and was cleaned up before I even woke up :)